Alchemical Husbandry

I'm not ready for the big long-term commitment just yet, but I've been able to narrow down the qualities I'd like my husband to have, amongst these four men:

Indiana Jones

Solves problems with brash ingenuity and chutzpah.

James Dean

Sends me smoldering glances, even when we're both 80 and can't see very well.

Rob Petrie

Helps with housework and makes me laugh all day long by tripping over things.

Bill Nye

Dedicates his brilliance to making the world a better place.

I think this is reasonable.

beethoven, transformer

so last night i had a dream that beethoven and i were lovers, even though–or maybe because of–his incredible ability to turn into a Transformer. it was like, musical genius and superhero abilities all wrapped into one. yes, i said Transformer, like the toy-turned-cartoon-turned movie-turned possibly there was a comic strip somewhere in there. but in my dream i was totally enamored by it. interpretation?